Just when...

I thought I had seen it all, I was looking up attic cooling fans and this came up as a possible interesting thing I must have...
[url]http://www.*********om/MANGROOMER-Do-It-Yourself-Electric-Back-Shaver/dp/B000HQ0L2E/ref=acc_glance_hi_ai_ps_t_4[/url]

G:J

A "Flowbee" version of that with the vacuum would be the ticket...

Ahh, good man, always thinking of the SO and saving her having to clean up. :)